Hello!

I'm posting this just cause I can....not entirely sure what I'm supposed to write about....but i guess mpenseli shall explain in due course.

I could get into trouble for this...but I thought it might make a few people smile....

Subject: What will happen if South Africa is attacked in a 9/11 style attack?

Well.... it can't realistically happen! That's because in S.A we are much better prepared for these kinds of attacks...

No. 1. We do not construct exaggerated elevated high-rise buildings these days; squatter camps and duplexes are the order of the day.

No 2. We ALL get stuck in traffic in the morning, so at 8.45am the buildings would still be empty.

No. 3. Our prestigious fire fighters and police officers will do their utmost not to get to the spot in time, and will arrive loud and clear just after everything is over, so there will be no casualties amongst them.

No. 4. Johannesburg International Airport would surely have fouled up the terrorist's plans by delaying the planes.

No. 5. A South African would never let a terrorist hijack a plane. He would tell him "Jou ma se p..", beat him up, rob him and the word would spread about how bad he got it, quicker than a CNN/BBC broadcast. (later, he will also be used for police dog training).

No. 6. A South African would not have used his cell phone to call home (NO WAYS); more efficiently he will rather send a "Please call me". A cell phone is used to defend oneself. A REAL South African would have hit the terrorist over the head with it...then steal his terrorist weapons and sell it for dagga money

AND FINALLY:If a terrorist ever lived in South Africa for one year and one year only, he would have been robbed and molested so many times that he would have given up and gone back home a long time ago...then get shot in the taxi, get robbed of his passport and credit cards, attempt to flee the gunfire, and get arrested by the cops later for vagrancy.
You see in South Africa, we are well prepared.
We are proudly South African!